Hiya folks. I know I haven’t written anything in a while, so I thought I’d start a series on people I just can’t find anything redeeming enough about. These are the people who’s good qualities do not exist in my eyes, period, and I blame pretty much everything I hate about them on them themselves. To start off this Tool Shed series, we have Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen, better known by her stage name of Tila Tequila. I can sum up my thoughts about Tila in one word: bucket *.

Tila got her start as a model and has been frequently considered one of the world’s most attractive Asian women as she was the first to claim ‘prestigeous’ titles like being Playboy’s first Asian Cyber Girl of the Month. She then went on to host videos where women strip to music. Her biggest career boost was MySpace, on which she has nearly two million friends. In 2007 MTV gave her a ‘reality’ show called A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila which was unique because both men and women competed to win the heart of the Asian Playboy model. This is where she started to really piss me off.

See, on Tila Tequila’s show she would constantly utter phrases that implied she had to do something wild and challenging because “She’s Tila Tequila,” implying she’s better than pretty much 90% of the population of the world just because she’s got an ocean-sized collection of MySpace friends (I’m at 800 thousand and counting, watch your back liquor girl) and was Cyber Girl of the month. All aboard the Ego Train, its heading straight for the launchpad that connects to the Ego Shuttle. Now she’s back for a second season. Yes, she thought she was in love with whoever it was that won and apparently only a few months later it was proven not to be the case. Suspicion anyone?

Now probably the most incredibly annoying thing this ‘starlette’ has said was in regard to California allowing same-sex marriages. I won’t go into that whole can of worms on my opinions about gay marriage and what-not, I’ll just attack Tila for her comment. She pretty much tried to take all the credit for the law being passed as she seemed to think her MTV series was the big push the law needed. Yeah, what gay people needed was a bisexual stripper (I have more offensive words than this, but I’m trying to keep it clean) with a fake game show to get a law that activist groups had been working on for years to get passed. That’s like thinking Angelina Jolie showing up in Iraq and telling people to stop war will get people to just do it and start texting each other while blogging much like I am right now. I swear the air is getting too thing in LA or something.

In closing, Tila went from just some random woman you hoped to run into at the Playboy Mansion to, well, the exact same thing, only a lot of people know who she is and she thinks that makes her the Queen of California or something. She’s not, she’s the skidmark on the underwear of society. Thank you for reading, look for more articles like this one in the coming times.

~ Ranting from Canada, I’m Busterman Zero.

* Bucket – whenever I mention this word that means I feel like I’m going to vomit. For the disgusting but somewhat entertaining origin of this line, here’s a link to a video:


Another Yahtzee review. This time he takes on the Painkiller series.

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Ok, so if your in to the gadget world, as I am, then you’ve probably heard of the Sony Rolly. It’s basically a dancing disco-esqe MP3 player that can be all yours for the low low price of 400 bucks.

I’m sure you’ve seen tech demos or something regarding it, but what about people who actually own them? Watch them actually playing songs from the west? Well, bring on the videos!


Fat Bottom girls? Yes, Fat Bottom Girls


Yeah, it’s frickin’ Dr. Who. It’s got Queen for you old-time rockers and some Dr. Who for you geeks who watch this show on Sci-Fi or whatever channel it comes on.

Shut up. I could just post lolcats instead.

The Huffington Post, an atrocious place, has put up a video where they claim that McCain apparently wanted to talk with Hamas back in 2006.

Now, I’m not coming to the defense of John McCain here and since the video shows that McCain believed that Hamas was worth even acknowledging I’m going to go ahead and label him under the “WTF were you thinking” category. However, It’s not like the other Democratic candidates are innocent on making stupid foriegn policy remarks.

Let’s take Obama for instance: Although he claims the contrary now and seem to be screaming that he ‘never said he would talk directly with Iran or Ahmadenijad there IS such things as video and recordings that he apparently forgot that we could just call up at a whim.


Not to mention that Ed Morrisey over at HotAir found this little picture with the help of Allahpundit that explains exactly what Obama plans on doing with in regards of foriegn policy and diplomacy:


Tough, direct Presidential talks and without preconditions.

Considering that Iran has about as much of a glorious record as Hamas and both leaderships are equally bat-crap crazy I would not think that either of McCain’s or Obama’s comments were any different. Like I said before, I’m not defending McCain….I’m just proving that it’s not just the evil, nasty, dirty, rethuglicans who make stupid comments regarding foriegn policy.

Hillary Clinton has made a few off-hand comments about Iran too, but the last time I checked those consisted of “obliterating” them or something like that. While not as pussy-footed as diplomacy I can’t see how instant destruction is all that beneficial either. Although I must commend the girl for wearing her ovaries on the outside when saying that, so she’s probably much tougher than Obama when it comes down to national security.

She’s still a lefty socialist that wishes to drive this country in to ruin, so the quasi-praise she was recieving just now ends there.

So, honestly Huffpo, if your going to run a piece directly attacking a candidate then why not turn that malice hose on spread and shower em all with it. Also, lets not forget that Hamas has actually endorsed Obama and one of your own Democrat buddies, Jimmy Carter, just went over there and tried to get all buddy buddy with them.

So, yeah, when you try to push some biased piece forward to mud-sling make sure that the people YOU are pandering to aren’t doing the same type of crap.

thanks to Ace, HotAir, and I think a few others somewhere.

If you guessed Sean Penn you’d be right!

Yes, the world’s Most Angry Man has decided to lower the boom on any film in the Cannes Film Festival that isn’t “political”. Well, to be more accurate, he means any film that doesn’t align itself with HIS own personal views cannot be considered for the Festival’s top prize.

Penn said it was impossible to separate film from politics, and promised that the winning film would be a reflection of the current climate.

“One way or another, when we select the Palme d’Or winner, I think we are going to feel very confident that the film-maker who made the film is very aware of the times in which he or she lives.”

Woo….guess all that time spent with his bed-buddy Hugo Chavez rubbed off on him. Meh, what a giant douchebag. Found the movie link! I’m sure this is the type of movies that he is talking about films that are eligible for the big prize.

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Sometimes when searching Youtube I come across something really ridiculous and just overall retarded and/or funny.

This falls within the retarded category.


Терпеть неудачу!!!!

Oh, by the way, I’m trying to learn Russian. So, you may see random phrases pop up on here from time to time (I wont post long sentences or paragraphs) because I’m practicing.

Anyways, Enjoy….or dont.

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