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A dark day indeed.

A trailer loaded with 14 tons of double-stuffed Oreos overturned, dumping boxes of cookies all over the road and the median about 50 miles southwest of Chicago.

The driver fell asleep. Considering that the guy was carrying something almost as valuable, and far more delicious, than gold you would think that the moron could keep it awake until he at least dropped them off.

FAIL.

So, if I was this this guys boss? :

GTFO

I saw this on Ace and I’m giving credit to Portly Pirate.

Seriously, how much more insane and effin’ retarded is this “Going Green and Save The Planet” fad going to get? Because, honestly, that IS what this is. A ridiculously retarded and very expensive fad.

So, what has the dumb-asses on the Environmentalist side come up with today?

Solar-Powered Bras.

Ladies, take your battle for the environment a little closer to your heart with a solar-powered bra that can generate enough electric energy to charge a mobile phone or an iPod.

Ok? I’m sure somebody somewhere though that this might be a good idea, but, and I really wish I could be the one to tell them, it really isn’t a good idea at all.

The panel requires light to generate electricity and the concept bra will not be in stores anytime soon, said Triumph spokeswoman Yoshiko Masuda, as “people usually can not go outside without wearing clothes over it.”

But it does send the message of how lingerie could possibly save the planet, Masuda said, adding that the bra should not be washed or sunned on a rainy day to avoid damaging it.

Lingerie? Save the Planet? Apparently the designer has suffered some kind of stroke and needs medical attention.

Sometimes, though, I do wish I could live in the seemingly endless bliss of mindless existence that these people happen to be in. Seriously, ignorance must truly be bliss, for you can’t buy a ticket to where these folks have gone.

Thanks to Eddiebear and DPUD for digging this out of the bowels of Hell.

[Youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcViWXvVjTc]

That, right there, is proof that even retards can make a music video.

ZOMG!

SRSLY.

You just can’t make this stuff up.

Rev. Adelir Antonio de Carli lifted off from the port city of Paranagua on Sunday afternoon, wearing a helmet, thermal suit and a parachute. He was reported missing about eight hours later after losing contact with port authority officials, according to the treasurer of his Sao Cristovao parish, Denise Gallas.

The really funny thing? They were all just regular helium balloons. Like…hundreds of them. Remember in the old Looney Tunes cartoons when the characters would be lifted up by a giant bundle of party balloons?

Yeah, this TOTALLY happened.

We are absolutely confident he will be found alive and well, floating somewhere in the ocean,” she said.

Yeah, well, I’m willing to bet right about now that he wishes you would probably hurry the **** up. She sounds awfully calm considering that a dude could be out floating in the ocean without a boat or anything around.

Holy crap! Did I just make my blog easier to read? Yeah. Sure did.

I still love the fjords theme, but I didn’t actually think that this blog would get little any traffic and I don’t want people bitching that I have an awful website. So, yeah.

Translation: I did it for me.

Let’s face it. The World is filled with people and things that serve really no purpose other than to be warning to others. What is this phenomenon called? It is called “Fail” and the world is filled with it.

What will follow here will be a list of things that just prove my theory that the planet is filled with people who really don’t do anything other than fail miserably at life.

Oh, don’t get your panties all in a wad. You’ll laugh….I promise.