A dark day indeed.

A trailer loaded with 14 tons of double-stuffed Oreos overturned, dumping boxes of cookies all over the road and the median about 50 miles southwest of Chicago.

The driver fell asleep. Considering that the guy was carrying something almost as valuable, and far more delicious, than gold you would think that the moron could keep it awake until he at least dropped them off.


So, if I was this this guys boss? :