I saw this on Ace and I’m giving credit to Portly Pirate.

Seriously, how much more insane and effin’ retarded is this “Going Green and Save The Planet” fad going to get? Because, honestly, that IS what this is. A ridiculously retarded and very expensive fad.

So, what has the dumb-asses on the Environmentalist side come up with today?

Solar-Powered Bras.

Ladies, take your battle for the environment a little closer to your heart with a solar-powered bra that can generate enough electric energy to charge a mobile phone or an iPod.

Ok? I’m sure somebody somewhere though that this might be a good idea, but, and I really wish I could be the one to tell them, it really isn’t a good idea at all.

The panel requires light to generate electricity and the concept bra will not be in stores anytime soon, said Triumph spokeswoman Yoshiko Masuda, as “people usually can not go outside without wearing clothes over it.”

But it does send the message of how lingerie could possibly save the planet, Masuda said, adding that the bra should not be washed or sunned on a rainy day to avoid damaging it.

Lingerie? Save the Planet? Apparently the designer has suffered some kind of stroke and needs medical attention.

Sometimes, though, I do wish I could live in the seemingly endless bliss of mindless existence that these people happen to be in. Seriously, ignorance must truly be bliss, for you can’t buy a ticket to where these folks have gone.

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