March 2008

Evil douche’s need to be locked up.

Seriously, who rickrolls a damn epilepsy support forum by sending them to a browser page intended on giving the victim a seizure?!

Evil little dickheads that’s who.

RyAnne Fultz, a 33-year-old woman who suffers from pattern-sensitive epilepsy, says she clicked on a forum post with a legitimate-sounding title on Sunday. Her browser window resized to fill her screen, which was then taken over by a pattern of squares rapidly flashing in different colors.

Yeah, and it caused her to pretty much lock down in a fit. Good thing her son was there to help her get out of the mess because, and obviously the hijackers didn’t think of this (or maybe they are evil pricks and DID think of this), but seizures actually can cause brain damage and generally that kind of damage is pretty much irreversible.

I hope these pricks end up in jail. I’m sure those guys in prison could find tons of things for these idiots to pass the time away. I don’t think they’ll like it, but I’m sure they’ll have something to do.


Apparently the vicious piece of fast-food paper caused him to fall in to a television which sent him to the emergency room.

“Horseplaying” as the man would put it. 

Marshall said he was horsing around with his older brother, Fred, at a resort in Orlando, Fla., on Saturday when he tried to avoid a McDonald’s fast-food bag and fell into a television set, cutting an artery, a vein, a nerve, two tendons and three muscles in his right arm. He’s expected to need four months of recovery, a timeline that would make him available for the start of training camp in late July.

Good lord.Did his brother fill the bag full of explosives? Was it so dangerous that he actually had to avoid it to the point that he falls in to a television set?

That isn’t really horse play. That’s called “being an idiot in a public place”.

The power of the “lol, internet”.

Hehehehe….just read.

Their goal was an honor code that discouraged cheating and plagiarizing.

However, the wording in a draft by students at the University of Texas at San Antonio appears to match another school’s code — without proper attribution.

In other words….they stole a school honor code that was written by another school and then claimed it was their own. Yet, since they ripped it from the internet (allegedly!) they didn’t change anything that was written in the code and so it was an absolute copy of another.

Anyone ever notice that most failures usually end up being caused by a very bad lie? Eh, it could just be me.

A man of change, eh? More like a”Man of preaching the same tired, race-baiting, leftist elitist propaganda that has been around for the past 30 years”. I guess what I’m trying to say is that he’s pretty much a liar and the rest of the country is failing right along with him.

Let’s take a trip down memory lane shall we?

I don’t want to rip on Nice Deb since she is the one that did all the google-fu to find all of this stuff, so if you want the whole story then click over to her, but I’ll just do a quick summary of her bolds in one big quote.

Obama on collectivism – But individual actions, individual dreams, are not sufficient. We must unite in collective action, build collective institutions and organizations.”

Obama on Black Churches – Obama again spoke of the need to organize and mobilize the economic power and moral fervor of black churches.

Obama on the Christian Right – “The right wing, the Christian right, has done a good job of building these organizations of accountability, much better than the left or progressive forces have. But it’s always easier to organize around intolerance, narrow-mindedness, and false nostalgia.

I’m gonna go ahead and stop right there because I just want to take the time to say “Obama? How about sucking on a big rotten egg” will ya? Seriously, that last bit about the Christian-Right almost made me laugh out loud. Who is the one preaching and living with intolerance and narrow-mindedness? Surely, The illustrious Jerimiah Wright has only spoken in words that sought to unite and grow the community as a whole…right? Riiiiight?

Oh wait, thats right, he’s actually a race baiting bigot who preached about government conspiracies against the black community and said inflammatory phrases like “G– D— America” and “The United States of the KKK”. Oh, what about his love of Louis Farrakhan? I guess that just throws him in there with the loving crowd now does it.

Speaking of Farrakhan, guess who else was in the Million Man March! Barack Obama.

He then went on a rant about how the Million Man march was a good thing and how it was so moving and powerful, but instead of just going along with it he couldn’t even be happy just walking down the street. Nooooo…he had to complain some more.

These are mean, cruel times, exemplified by a ‘lock ‘em up, take no prisoners’ mentality that dominates the Republican-led Congress.


white Americans couldn’t care less about the profound problems African-Americans are facing.”

Blame Whitey! and the Republicans!

It’s all about change people. Either that or he’s just a big fat lying racist and I’m betting on the latter.

Michelle has the goods.

Seriously, it is about freakin time. Four of the marines are still await a trial but I seriously hope that all of these guys get let off considering that the evidence brought against them was pretty much flawed and shaky at best.

The Marine Corps is dropping all charges against a lance corporal who was accused of involuntary manslaughter in a squad’s killing of 24 Iraqis in Haditha in 2005.

Where ya at Murtha?! Hmmmmm~? I can’t hear you!!

Ah, he probably can’t hear me…probably stuck face down in some giant pork sandwich right now. Oh, by pork sandwich I mean the huge amount of pork spending he was always known for. 

Yeah, the Riehl link is old, but so is the Haditha case. Still, strangely, both relevant in trashing on Murtha though….

The NY post says it best: “shameless self-promotion”

At the center of the new ring is Kristin “Billie” Davis, a busty bottle blonde who hails from a rough-and-tumble California trailer park. She has a reputation for hard-partying, shameless self-promotion and a rumored 10,000-name-long client list.

As if that wasn’t evidence enough of throwing a hot dog down a hallway.


So, “Kristen” Dupre gets netted as the hottest ho-bag under the sun and this other harlot decides that she wants a piece of that money train. As if you can’t tell by the obvious posing in the picture, she has giant jubblies. At least thats the bit of info she is trying to pass on down the wire. Still, you all remember the horrible mental picture I have left for all of you by the description above.

She’s loose.

That’s what I’m trying to say.

Seriously, what doesn’t the Chinese screw up these days?

They can’t even make toy trains without poisoning people to death nowadays. Why do we even deal with the Chinese with anything anymore? Bah, anyways, quote time:

AEY Inc., a Miami-based company, is facing allegations that it violated a U.S. Army contract agreement when it provided the old Chinese cartridges rather than the Hungarian-made ammunition it promised. Contracts for the ammunition signed between the U.S. military and AEY in January 2007 amount to more than $200 million.

Turns out that it was sold fraudulently and all that nasty illegal stuff.

I can almost see it now…

Dealer: “These bullets are awesome.”
Buyer: “Really? American made, eh? Positive that they aren’t some chinese piece of crap?”
Dealer: “Oh heavens no! Would I lie?”
Buyer: “Would you?”
Dealer: “And if I was?”
Buyer: “We would kill you?”

Or at the very least sue them or something. Still, it is the DOD and they’re kinda all about blowin’ crap up so these fraud-y people might be screwed.

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