How hard is it to make a damn beverage advertisement?

It’s an easy four step process:

Step 1: Make tasty beverage and say to oneself “This shit is awesome…we should sell it!”

Step 2: Find market to sell it to and hire advertisement firm to sell your new tasty beverage.

Step 3: Make advertisement that DOES NOT INVOLVE ANTHROPAMORPHIC NUDE BEARS WEARING FIG LEAVES AND THE WORST LOOK ON ITS FACE EVER!!

Step 4: Profit.

I hate furries. Really. This crap is being seen around in France and you know what? I had better not EVER see anything like this abomination appear over here in the states. Ever.

Ugh….it’s like France sucks exponentially EVERY YEAR.