Oh, ladies, don’t think this prize catch doesn’t have goals. He’s starting his own music label!

There is a sadness I feel for these individuals who just wallow in the deep murky muds of “the dumb”. As if we didn’t need any more poster childs for birth control this guy shows up.

Employees at the Chase Bank at 8601 S. Hulen St. grew suspicious after seeing all those zeroes (10 to be exact) and called the check’s owner. The woman said the suspect, Charles Ray Fuller, 21, of Crowley, is her daughter’s boyfriend and that he did not have permission to take the check or cash it.

Obviously not a well thought out plan.

Fuller was arrested on suspicion of fraud, along with unlawfully carrying a weapon and possession of marijuana after officers found less than 2 ounces of the drug and a .25-caliber handgun and magazine in his pockets.

While inside a patrol car, police say Fuller blurted out that he is starting his own record label and had been given the money by his girlfriend’s mother to help him start it.

I just don’t have a witty comment for that. I wish I could think of something absolutely hilarious to comment on how absolutely retarded this guy is, but i’ve got nothing. I think the story speaks for itself though.