Really, ladies, it’s not that your successful, it’s just that your attitude generally sucks out loud.

I’m placing a “more” link here now because the article is too long and some formatting error seems to be creating a semi-wall o’ text. Click the “read more” to get the article.

Apparently this “sexpert” can’t figure it out but let me run down a few quotes from the article and then decipher them by a mans point of view and hopefully you’ll get the picture by the end.

This woman wants love, companionship, and commitment. And she’s willing to put herself out there for it. But — and this is a huge but — she’s not willing to compromise who she is or what she has rightfully earned, as is often the expectation.

Therein lies the huge problem with the scenario. Relationships are consisted primarily of constant compromise and negotiation between the male and female to find common ground. Sharing that common ground and loving one another and not trying to overpower the other with your own selfish needs is supposed to be the crux of the relationship. If your not willing to compromise then neither will the man.
In fact, the more you push against him the quicker he is going to leave your over-ambitious read-end on the side of the street somewhere and let your find your own darn way home.
While it’s easy to fault ignorant or intimidated males for not stepping up or evolving themselves, it’s no wonder that they don’t know what to do. They haven’t been bred to handle this new breed of babes. The results have been nothing but disastrous on the dating front, as women have told me:
That outlook right there is probably the reason why you and every other like-minded female can’t get a date. Men, and I cannot stress this enough, don’t like being called ignorant and I don’t know how to really tell you this but it’s not that we are intimidated either. It’s generally because women who are acting like that are what the male gender likes to call “A bitch”.
Men, surprise!, don’t like dating “bitches”. Men will run as far and as fast as they can when women start “acting like bitches”. So, ladies, the next time you feel that tickle in your throat or that urge to look down on your man and be vocal about it? Don’t say anything. We like it that way.
Here’s some more women who haven’t figured it out:
“The men I date seem to think that chivalry is dead given today’s female empowerment — and it’s not! I hate not being treated like a lady on a date.”
Men also hate feminist matriarchal females who don’t act like ladies.
“I’m still waiting for the Oprah show featuring a bunch of single men lined up, ready to receive training on how to adapt to the needs and desires of today’s single, successful women — instead of it always being us accommodating them!”
Two things wrong with this statement:
1) Your watching the Oprah show. Men, about 99% of them, actually hate Oprah and I’m not using “hate” as a general term either. Most men actually cringe at the sound of her name and loathe her existence at the very core of their being. She has been nothing but a bane on the male existence.
2) What needs are we not accommodating? We pay for your dinners, your movies, your clothes, we drive you around, we are more than willing to fulfill whatever kinky sex-crazy fantasy you want to partake in, we provide places for you to sleep, we do the majority of the manual labor so you don’t have to (yeah, the clothes may stay in a pile, but when was the last time a man saw you climb up under a lawnmower and replace the blades on them or change the oil on your car?) we pretty much go crazy trying to make you happy so what need are we not fulfilling?
And it’s not just that we do all these things but, for the majority of the time, we don’t even ask you to get involved or even like OUR hobbies or needs. You don’t see men begging and forcing women to stay up all night playing rounds of Call of Duty 4 or joining some crazy guild on the newest guild in some MMO. You don’t see us asking you to play poker with the guys or come out to the bar with some friends do you?
No.
But we have to go to numerous shoe stores, department stores, malls, and just generally non-male oriented stores and places that we would rather be dead than be caught in. However, just keep on thinking we don’t compromise to your needs honey. Your absolutely right, we’re just dumb neanderthal men who just oppress you to no end.
More constant rants below the fold:
She’s bringing home the bacon.
Translation: She makes more money than the guy and controls the finances in the household. This is fine with the man for a while but the first time she complains about what he spends the money on it will be the last time he had any respect for her.
She doesn’t have to marry for sex.
Translation: She can be a slut with anyone now. Doesn’t matter how morally sound females were 50 years ago, for they will bang anything that walks and has a nice haircut most of the time. This generally men have to work twice as hard to keep the high-maintenance witch around because if you don’t she’ll just pony up with the next latin heartthrob that winks with her.
She doesn’t have to be submissive.
Translation: Anything you ask her to do is going to be met with resistance. Just save yourself the trouble guys because your going to have to end up doing it yourself.
She can be more selective.
Translation: She doesn’t think she needs any man. Your nothing but meat and stupid to her anyways so just ride that ride as far as it goes because she is going to dump you sooner or later. She is “independent” after all.
She’s more interesting than ever.
Caution: Any woman who thinks that just because she is successful she is now “more interesting” is a danger to you and your comfortable lifestyle. Why? because she all this means is that she is going to talk your face off and tell you everything she does and make you feel real stupid. Take heart guys, your not really stupid she’s just trying to make you feel that way. All of her interesting aspects are going to be shoved in your face and your not going to be able to do anything about it. Ever.
In all seriousness, ladies, I just want to explain that men would love to date you even if you are successful and proud of your achievements but the bottom line is: We don’t care. And I’m not just saying that. We REALLY don’t care. By acting the way the woman in the article has laid out you will never find a man. Ever. and you can put a big ole’ “N” in front of that ever because that equals NEVER.
Feel free to yell and scream at me and call me a patriarchal pig. It doesn’t matter. I’m still going to be happily married when I go home.