Apparently the vicious piece of fast-food paper caused him to fall in to a television which sent him to the emergency room.

“Horseplaying” as the man would put it. 

Marshall said he was horsing around with his older brother, Fred, at a resort in Orlando, Fla., on Saturday when he tried to avoid a McDonald’s fast-food bag and fell into a television set, cutting an artery, a vein, a nerve, two tendons and three muscles in his right arm. He’s expected to need four months of recovery, a timeline that would make him available for the start of training camp in late July.

Good lord.Did his brother fill the bag full of explosives? Was it so dangerous that he actually had to avoid it to the point that he falls in to a television set?

That isn’t really horse play. That’s called “being an idiot in a public place”.